At Sea
March 11, 2015
Marriage Match
We went to see an activity called Marriage Match. We did NOT volunteer to be contestants. They recruited a newlywed couple, a "middly-wed," and a "nearly dead." The wives were taken out of the room and the husbands were asked questions about their wives, such as "Describe in detail what your wife is wearing." Then the wives were brought back in to answer the questions. After that, the husbands went out of the room and the process was reversed. The audience had a great time. I don't know about the volunteers.
Well, I'm only going to list four of the top ten reasons. You will get the idea.
4. Your husband will announce that he would not want to be on a desert island with your sister - and your sister is in the audience
3. Your wife will declare that the dessert that your private parts remind her of is wiggly, jiggly jello with fruit
2. Everybody on the ship will know that you had sex on a trampoline
1. Your husband will tell the audience that you are "underwear optional"
Ask Me About the Star Aft Art
Tittico, a tapestry by Maria Boldrin of Italy
Protea Series, by John Ng, U.S.A.
Apres L'Etude I and II, by Yonessi, from Iran
My favorites: Three Panel Coquelicots, by Don Li-Leger from Canada
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